i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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