She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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