She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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