Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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