It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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