two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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