i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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