Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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