I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
