Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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