One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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