is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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