You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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