She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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