so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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