bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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