He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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