Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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