no. you can't hotbox the world.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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