Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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