I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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