oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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