I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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