You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
i dont even know how to be here
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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