in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
bring money and cleavage
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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