i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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