other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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