the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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