i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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