Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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