have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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