we're blogging at a bar
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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