And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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