let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize