so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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