You can't special order awesome
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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