Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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