So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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