I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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