btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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