I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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