I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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