i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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