brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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