i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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