Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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