Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Randomize