i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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