if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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