I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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