you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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