dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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