it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We're too hungover to prance.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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