then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
We had sex on a dog bed..
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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