exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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